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[–]SerFluffywuffles 171 points172 points  (18 children)

Smells like Pit Lord.

Oh wait, nvm. That's just my hot chocolate. It smells like an obese monster that dwells in dank holes. Tastes great, though.

[–]Tann1k 18 points19 points  (7 children)

I always imagined pit lord to be berry flavored, not sure why.

[–]Never having Team Flairs again BibleThumpEllefied 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Probably the purplish tint that he has. And he has a passing resemblance to an open blueberry. (if you someone is partially blind)

[–]Tann1k 2 points3 points  (4 children)

yeah, i can see the open blue berry resemblance. I was thinking more of a black berry though

[–]ILOVEYOU^_________^xcalidrew 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Happy cake day mate! :D

[–]Tann1k 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Hey! thank you buddy!

[–]take our energy sheeverPG_Wednesday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Getting downvoted because it's your cake day?

[–]Sheever <3LevynX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you like a blueberry cake?

[–]tglstan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

happy cake day

[–]BashMePlz 36 points37 points  (8 children)

this could be a top comment, so i am riding on here

[–]GO SG CARALHOMenegucci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lets go

[–]eternitydia 53 points54 points  (10 children)

That was really fast.

If you are in game, it actually tells you now that server is being updated.

http://i.imgur.com/QWbf5Cb.jpg

[–]i scream for funflamindude99 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Is that custom game any good?

[–]I smell like flowersumalpz 15 points16 points  (0 children)

yes. very fun

[–]ANELE الله أكبر ANELENineties 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If you're looking for something new, but still dota-esque and don't mind 2D waifus, then Touhou will be pretty fun for you.

The elements are similar, but there are entirely different heroes, skills, items, and a different map

[–]Leafeator can't catch me if I'm a leafBowsOhNo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's basically like, if you like Touhou you'll probably enjoy it just for the Touhou skin on everything (Not that it's just a skin of course, at least not for the most part. Some girls are literally just reskinned heroes but I think there's only like 2 of those. Most grills have interesting and unique abilities based on their powers in the Touhou games.). The custom game's map, while a little gigantic and confusing at times, is very nice. The game's biggest problem is a lack of players, to be honest. That, and some items/abilities are translated by something worse than Google Translate.

[–]Synester72 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I believe they put that in 2 updates ago or so, like 2-4 days ago if i'm not mistaken. its a very nice touch.

[–]Snipufin 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That keming on Cimo.

[–]randomkidlol -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

you mean Cirno

[–]I have no friends. Someone talk to me please.nthedition 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wasn't this since a few days ago? Been seeing it for days. (SEA server shits itself every few hours, so..)

[–]temka1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what a time to be alive

[–]charliemag 15 points16 points  (2 children)

For some reason after this patch I went from force staff to vanguard, about 5 lvls up. wth?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

you would have received a trophy; which generally gives you heaps of TP (trophy xp), enough for sometimes 5 profile levels at once. Unrelated to the patch.

[–]Sorry guys this is the most awesome hero, deal with it.Boush117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got like ten levels at once, so those are a real thing.

[–]muhpreciousmmr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They did something for sure. The game starts up almost instantly for me and shuts down just as quick. It used to hang for a couple of seconds to do either action.

Nice.

[–]ryuwtnb 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Mushi top SEA already ? wow Limmp top EU Yukihira Souma, chief from Japan top 10 US wtf, Did he win too much Shokugeki ?

[–]like those odd, dont u?jatropos 1 point2 points  (1 child)

But he still didn't beat his father

[–]jbowwow02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After his 500th loss Souma vows that he will never lose to anyone, not even his father. He then, finally, wins a battle against his father but decides not to take over his dad's store. Instead he stays at Tootsuki as a teacher with all the girls who become inseparable from Souma and is then crowned harem master of the culinary world (After Komi Naoshi-sensei takes over the manga ofc because JUMP decides Nisekoi is a really great series and thinks he can contribute more to other manga that they run.)/s

[–]BR?jever2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never understood the leaderboard... Where is W33haa, S4 and Miracle-?

[–]DarkQuill 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Well, Oracle has animations again. No idea about the Timbersaw set ones, I don't have any of those.

Oracle's cape/scroll still has glitched textures though.

[–]Zett, the Arc WardenTheZett 9 points10 points  (20 children)

16.7 MB of pure Arc Warden!

[–]EE lowest death average, Shanghai 2016SoupKitchenHero 2 points3 points  (12 children)

If only :(

[–]Zett, the Arc WardenTheZett 2 points3 points  (11 children)

[–]DING DING DING MOTHERFUCKER!322N3 28 points29 points  (3 children)

You better be fucking good with that hero since all you do on this sub is comment about Dank Warden. I'm gonna be waiting for some videos when the hero get released.

[–]EE lowest death average, Shanghai 2016SoupKitchenHero 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You can test Arc Warden out in TheZett's custom game here. It's barebones as hell, but at least you get a feel for mana costs, cast times, and what his ultimate is like. He's basically Tinker and Meepo's lovechild, though I'm not sure which Meepo is the father, or if it matters, or even if all five are. But he's pretty crazy, and using all of his abilities and active items will take tons of time to get used to.

[–]Zett, the Arc WardenTheZett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]Creationship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah he's like that meepo guy that just lurks every thread that says the word meepo

[–]Pablogelo 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Is he Dire or Radiant? I had nothing to do and was asking myself that...

[–]Zett, the Arc WardenTheZett 1 point2 points  (5 children)

In dota1 he was dire, afaik. In dota2 he is radiant (so far).

Not that it matters, though, since Reborn stopped seperating them into dire & radiant.

[–]Pablogelo 0 points1 point  (4 children)

I was asking about dota 1... because I thought they didn't draw those lines in dota 2 anymore... how do you know in the old client (before reborn) that he was radiant? o-o

[–]Zett, the Arc WardenTheZett 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Internal game files say he is on team "goodguys" & the in-game pick screen (that one is still split between radiant & dire).

[–]Pablogelo 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Oh on the Captain's Mode. Right then. Thank you. ^

[–]HO HO HA HA will live on!kelleroid 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I take it you have no idea about the grid pick screen?

You can press Ctrl while picking to switch from the scrolling cards to viewing the full roster.

[–]Pablogelo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. But I only forgot both haha. But thank you anyway =))

[–]TEMPEST OF THE ZETTswat_teem 0 points1 point  (5 children)

6.86 come already!!

[–]jp4645 1 point2 points  (4 children)

After the major man.

[–]TEMPEST OF THE ZETTswat_teem -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

I know but hype has no limit kappa.

[–]jbowwow02 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

It's Kappa. Damn dude get your twitch emotes right.

[–]Zett, the Arc WardenTheZett 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It's Kappa. Damn dude get your twitch emotes right.

I hope he does it intentionally, to fuck with you fuckers' browser plugin.

You will have the same experience as we do: In text form kappa no kappa

[–]jbowwow02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

biblethump

[–]wnstjr98 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

fuck valve work hard plza

[–]We do existHeroOfWind 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I expect at least a bug fix

[–]SILENCE!ZaszRespawned 10 points11 points  (0 children)

YOU GET NOTHING

GOOD DAY SIR

[–]The skies are dark with Skywrath Power!BHK3 1 point2 points  (5 children)

what was that 90mb update yesterdaY?

[–]https://www.dotabuff.com/players/41226361Tr0wB3d3r 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Nobody mentioned it, I was waiting for someone aka /u/SirBelvedere to enlighten :(

[–]SirBelvedere[S] 8 points9 points  (3 children)

The only front end change was that the LPQ string now reads "Victories Remaining: " instead of "Games Remaining: "

Rest of the changes were all backend. Possible follow up updates to the memory fixes they've been doing. That kind of explains the size.

I checked the patch earlier today but there wasn't anything significant so didn't bother documenting it.

[–]https://www.dotabuff.com/players/41226361Tr0wB3d3r 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wow didn't expect any answer actually :o

Thanks for helping this community everyday with the patch notes, I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who appreciates it a lot!

Keep it up =D

[–]Sheever!gt2slurp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate it a lot too!

[–]FishPls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It actually fixed all the custom game issues the patch before it had caused. (Fountain regen 0, workshop tools crashing with some commands, console spewing model errors that caused problems..)

[–]Sarcueid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol Top 2 NA is Bralizian... What now NA doto 4Head

[–]granktype 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please take a look on Fall compendium coin reward. Still bug. Thanks

[–]sheeverSester58 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Day 39: Still no Axe immortal.

[–]"sheever"shaddy25111 3 points4 points  (1 child)

gg game crashed=lp

[–]100 gazilion million dollar teamNeppie86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

16.7mb.. Move along kids.. Nothing to see here

[–]dossantos1899 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its 92.8 Mb

[–]cuck boiibald96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tune in tomorrow for the daily patch.

[–]ICEunicorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone tell me if the Leaderboards are accurate? I can't find about half of the top tier pro players there. Will his profile be shown if he has it privately?

[–]azazel1303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boostingbay.com is 21st on the EU charts. ROFL.

[–]Rvsz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The daily nothing update.

[–]Farm till it's 3AMullu13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is little but many updates better or big but less uupdates?

[–]gunano_001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really hope that valve will fix the spectating system and the Tiny model bug before the major. Otherwise it would be frustrating to promote the game then.

[–]RandomDotaTwoGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is 8000 MMR man?

[–]Akiyamahtt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is the 8k MMR trio?

[–]FUckVintageHamburger 0 points1 point  (2 children)

L I T E R A L L Y. N O T H I N G

[–]sheeverNoTechies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, the first update fuck up my fps ingame, the 16 mb update was a fix for the fps problem.

[–]<3 sheeverPimpmuckl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe combatlog for dotatv/replays is fixed, will check tomorrow ^_^

[–]BashMePlz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PITLORD HYPE

[–]SryCaesar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So far, 20 mb patch to change patch letter to "b".

[–]dxDTF 0 points1 point  (2 children)

3 months and it's been a full year since Winter Wyvern release. It's 2015, 4 years since Dota 2 launched and we still don't have hero parity. Just a reminder people.

[–]Sorry guys this is the most awesome hero, deal with it.Boush117 0 points1 point  (1 child)

IceFrog said that any big changes will only happen after the majors, so it is possible that a new Hero will come then.

[–]Top 2 NA KappaTechiesOrFeed -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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[–]Gnijnero -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And here i was thinking how for once i'm faster than Belvedere and bam, he posted this 1min before i came here. LITERALLY GOD

[–]beenburned -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Literally Nothing

[–]Finally I can change my flair ♥iShapeshift -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Happy friday of Literally Nothing.

[–]vazooo1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

DOTA UPDATE 6.85b!!!

but it's hard to say what.

[–]Go Team OG!okaythenmate -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Went onto the Europe Leaderboard and VP.Illidan Stormrag is the best name there...HAHAHA!

Great to see this working again.

[–]Sunkissed2000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Probably server drop back fixed.

[–]newfound143 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Where is the zeus arcana desert terrain axe immortal volvoo

[–]fs9hell -1 points0 points  (1 child)

any1 know when zeus arcana ccame out?

[–]READMEtxt_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It did, did you not receive yours?

[–]Secret is out!harsh2204 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

LOL

[–]ddsama -4 points-3 points  (17 children)

man wtf is wrong with u? im sitting ingame seeing this and its on reddit the same moment.

No way ur sitting all day waiting for patches to come, damn bot

[–]cazzzper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i had to hit F5 for a minute...

[–]zhuoyang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's a bot powered by a quantum computer, highly intelligence

[–]are_you_free_later -2 points-1 points  (14 children)

it is a bot 100%

[–]SirBelvedere[S] 6 points7 points  (13 children)

And what if you're wrong?

[–]Sarg338 9 points10 points  (8 children)

Damn, a bot that responds to accusations. Technology today is crazy!

[–]ANELE الله أكبر ANELENineties 0 points1 point  (7 children)

And they always something about seeing more of their nudes in a link I have to click. Can't believe I fall for their realistic persuasions every time

[–]SirBelvedere[S] 4 points5 points  (6 children)

There are hot singles in your areas. Please click LINK to see them. Nudes only for Premium Users

[–]ANELE الله أكبر ANELENineties 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What a fucking lie these are obviously still refrigerated

[–]Raise Courier Win Rate pls!prototype03 1 point2 points  (4 children)

On a serious note. How do you know and post it so fast? What if you were making out with your girlfriend and bam, update released? What then, huh?

[–]SirBelvedere[S] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I've analyzed hundreds of Dota 2 patches. When you do something so much, you kinda develop a quick pace coz you know what you need to look for. Lately, it's mostly the file extraction that takes more time.

Well I broke up a little while ago. So I'm rediscovering the single life after after almost a decade of being in a relationship. But when she was around, I'd put the patch on hold and get done with what I was doing. That kinda explains all the - "Little busy right now. Patch analysis in a bit." comments I made. After that I'd use my space-time bending skills to make it seem like it never happened.

[–]Raise Courier Win Rate pls!prototype03 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'd use my space-time bending skills to make it seem like it never happened.

Cyborg.

[–]For Sheeverdemostapic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Confirmed cyborg from the future.

[–]i am a noob2girls1up 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he also started putting binding of isaac patchnotes together. This guy surely lives for patchnotes

[–]trutheality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And what if he's right?

[–]Pls 6.83 again thx Icefrogmezz1945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they fixed buggy hero portraits.

[–]are_you_free_later 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You even said before that you get notified when an update is released lol

[–]SirBelvedere[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get notified - like pretty much everyone else when the GC goes down. Difference being I know how to differentiate when it's just a server down and when it's a patch.

And none of that means that this post is made by a bot.

[–]It's in the bag, mate!cliffthecorrupt -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

16.7MB of pure Arc Warden!

[–]Boopity!Muddlet_Science -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

[–]jon-m -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Not sure if bot.

[–]lynbryan -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

something patch something of nothing

[–]sheeverPodoboo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

srs

[–]OFFICIAL ANA FANBOYRyzer28 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Insert literally nothing copypasta here because I dont know how to do it properly.

[–]It's clobberin' timeWillKablam -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hey there jimbo, would you like to play a game of dota2?

[–]spittfire123 -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Insert < Nice update volvo, i am not in lp thanks to that > comment.

[–]dannyto87 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

L I T E R A L L Y. ....N O T H I N G