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[–]bot kekMemeExplainBot 478 points479 points  (72 children)

This is not 6.87. ----E


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[–]Muscular Black Hoe!! Sheeverraylucker 12 points13 points  (11 children)

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[–]The burds support Sheever!--Potatoes-- 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Wtf, cheese?!

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    [–]OvO Squak squak? *scree cree* Caww~5Cpls 23 points24 points  (2 children)

    They're just mods they have to make sure some users don't shitpost all over unser reines Subreddit mit ihren degenerierten und egoistischen Aktionen. HEIL LEAFEATOR

    [–]Zett, the Arc WardenTheZett 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    Reminds me of those steam reviews where the message turns halfway through into russian words.

    [–]i <3 potm's bottomTheSwaguar 31 points32 points  (11 children)

    Funny how the German is talking about fascism 4Head

    [–]The Self is a birdLingzRush9612 39 points40 points  (10 children)

    No, he said facist, which is someone who hates on other people's faces.

    [–]Guys please micro your serpent wardsAwesomeArab 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Too accurate to not be rigged.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (6 children)

    I'm a fecesist. I hate other people's pooh.

    [–]jopx3 17 points18 points  (5 children)

    tiggered

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (4 children)

    Is this when someone is so triggered that they transform into a tiger?

    [–]Whelpie 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Nah, they turn into heffalumps and woozles.

    [–]spale staleActuarial_Cannibal 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    EEyore

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    pEEglet

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (6 children)

    I'm not on mobile and it didn't work right for me for some reason

    [–]Zett, the Arc WardenTheZett 1 point2 points  (5 children)

    Only works on firefox/chrome. Internet Explorer & Safari render the reddit comments different & therefore have a different amount of flairs per row. Your resolution may also be the reason for it to not work.

    It should work with the most common combination: 1920x1080 via Firefox/Chrome.

    [–]Zeruvi 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Zoom distance also matters.

    [–]Zett, the Arc WardenTheZett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It works up to 150%.

    [–]Sheever can beat thisNZKr4zyK1w1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm on standard zoom safari 9.1 on 2560*1440 cinema display and it looks fine.

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      [–]TolfdirsAlembic 7 points8 points  (5 children)

      6.87: every meepo can now spawn 50 sub -meepos

      [–]radd00 3 points4 points  (2 children)

      On death, Meepo shatter into 2 Shard Meepos.

      [–]mervynngwaihong[🍰] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      2 shard Meepo all can hurl boulders.

      Fuck

      [–]Epsi_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Meeplings

      [–]dotabuff 3 points4 points  (3 children)

      who fed meepo?

      [–]mjc354 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      If you stare at this picture long enough, you can see the hidden techies flair staring back at you. Spooky.

      [–]Bring back physical damage EmberXanturE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      That Rylai is gonna rape me FeelsGoodMan

      [–]boy_from_potato_farm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      OK, I think we are ready now.

      [–]QuintinityTheCoder 115 points116 points  (18 children)

      Hey guys, Element TD dev here.

      Here is what you get when you purchase the pass:

      Here's a video showcasing all of the above: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usvVEWK6fRQ

      Thank you for all of your support, from the Element TD team

      [–]openxmind 23 points24 points  (0 children)

      This is what they passes should look like. doesn't make the game any easier.

      [–]Roshpit Championschalky_brush 48 points49 points  (4 children)

      Looks great, and absolutely no pay2win here.

      [–]TheRootinTootinPutin 7 points8 points  (3 children)

      inb4 someone starts complaining about vote weight

      But seriously, it's a good pass IMO. The other one seems a bit p2w-ish.

      [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      A cool flair to indicate you have the pass

      inb4 psychological warfare

      [–]gpm smokerjerryfrz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      fucking dogshit broke ass no pass players

      [–]Nickfreak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Just wanted to use this to tell you that you did a great job with the map! I appreciate your work and want to tell you: Thank you!

      [–]CptNasty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Well done on the pass.

      [–]Nothing to see, move onLOVEandKappa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      this is how all these battlepases should look
      its almost no different from dota2's model
      awesome

      [–]Def1ance 130 points131 points  (24 children)

      LITERALLY N O T H I N G

      [–]Sheever take my energy (ง’̀-‘́)งSatan-Himself- 16 points17 points  (5 children)

      Why are you posting something that isn't 6.87 patch notes?

      [–]AKKE-GOD EGM-GOD BULL-GOD S4-GOD L-GODHeavenAndHellD2arg 3 points4 points  (4 children)

      Why are you posting something that isn't 6.87 patch notes?

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        [–]QuintinityTheCoder 22 points23 points  (8 children)

        Hey! I'm curious as to why you think the Element TD pass is pay-to-win.

        [–]SilkTouchm 31 points32 points  (7 children)

        Nah, yours is ok. "realm of chaos" one, however, that's pay2win.

        [–]CEB DID IT <3yoshbag 12 points13 points  (5 children)

        Pay2win custom games though. If anything, I like this. I don't play Element TD (it looks fun), but it seems like a nice thing to do for these developers, allowing them to make money on their custom games. These custom games must take a lot of time to create and even more to keep running well, they deserve it. Or do they not get money from this?

        [–]lyledylandy 30 points31 points  (1 child)

        I think the guy said "Imagine if dota 1 had these" precisely because Dota 1 was a custom game and would have a much harder time turning into what it is today if it had a P2W model. Not that I have anything against those game passes, just explaining the logic behind it.

        [–]wew ladscheesepuffly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        So far (unless i'm wrong) all of the battle pass games have been Co-op or PvE so Dota would not have had a battle pass, yet anyway.

        [–]SirBelvedere[S] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

        Or do they not get money from this?

        Yes. They do get money from it.

        [–]7tenths 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        knowing valve, 30% goes to the dev.

        [–]ggthb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        LITTERALY NOTHING

        FTFY

        [–]SirBelvedere[S] 55 points56 points  (23 children)

        Double checking.

        Images in item descriptions is .. kill?

        [–]sad555 22 points23 points  (0 children)

        RIP expensive description tags in the community market.

        [–]digglezzz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Why u do dis icefreg

        [–]serapheth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Market = Crashed

        [–]Zett, the Arc WardenTheZett 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        Can confirm, it is kill.

        [–]Dravved 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        FUCK WHY

        [–]i <3 potm's bottomTheSwaguar 57 points58 points  (61 children)

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        [–]sheeverSantisaurus[🍰] 39 points40 points  (58 children)

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        [–]Oami 37 points38 points  (56 children)

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        [–]TOPSON FANGAYZGetsu 32 points33 points  (54 children)

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        [–]flyin' high over 85LensBlair 33 points34 points  (51 children)

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        [–]Sheever take my energy (ง’̀-‘́)งSatan-Himself- 35 points36 points  (48 children)

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        [–]serenity nowTezliov 32 points33 points  (46 children)

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        [–]who even plays this guymachucogp 31 points32 points  (45 children)

        Y

        [–]my 1st game ever, troll in 5.84bGivet- 31 points32 points  (43 children)

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        [–]Plz frogmanPickled_Sausage 19 points20 points  (0 children)

        Why must you hurt me in this way Valve

        [–]sheeverHereticalnerd 17 points18 points  (1 child)

        Might actually grab the Element TD custom game pass, since that's one of the better TD's out right now.

        [–]cryzereye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        i bought it just because i am totally enjoying the game! kudos to the devs!

        [–]StingBull 5 points6 points  (4 children)

        I don't even know what Realm of Chaos is. I've never seen it at Top 10.

        [–]GingaS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        you can try it though, big but a good custom game

        [–]who even plays this guymachucogp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Isn't that the name of Warcr-oh wait that's Reign of Chaos

        [–]sad555 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        If you have a bad internet connection, don't even try it. Its size is huge and each update comes in with many megabytes.

        [–]YZJay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Saying it as if updating the game takes less..

        [–]sheeverZet_the_Arc_Warden 47 points48 points  (10 children)

        >be me

        >open new page

        >holy shit thats a lot of stuff

        >think its 6.87 or at least 6.87 related things

        >see its just a custom game

        >hello darkness my old friend

        [–]Zett, the Arc WardenTheZett 46 points47 points  (6 children)

        >be me

        Why yes.

        [–]It's a Pugna thing, you wouldn't get it SheeverTheCruncher 11 points12 points  (3 children)

        This friends, is a special occasion. We have witnessed one Self speaking to its other Self. We may think of it as a personality disorder, but to Zet, this is a part of normal life.

        [–]Zett, the Arc WardenTheZett 0 points1 point  (2 children)

        You could have been the third one.

        You had the chance, but you threw it away.

        For what, do I ask you?

        For what did you throw it away?

        A shotacon Skeleton? Really?

        Thank you Mr. Skeltal, thank you for killing my refresher Tempest.

        [–]msdominater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        For Pugna's INT. Thanks to his 4.0 int gain, he seems to be good at making documentaries.

        [–]vimescarrot 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        So many selves.

        [–]sheeverdota_responses_bot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        So many selves. (sound warning: Arc Warden)


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        [–]Filthy 1k mmr techies pickerSnipingKnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        FeelsBadMan

        [–]UncleJony 21 points22 points  (3 children)

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        It's 2016! Use HTML5 optimized video formats instead of GIF.


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        [–]Blackbird_V 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        You disgust me, bot.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Classic... Volvo giff campaign

        [–]kadauserer 18 points19 points  (5 children)

        Guys, I know "Literally Nothing" is a fun meme to spam, but we're gonna get patch notes before the update anyways. Wait for a blog post, not the actual update.

        [–]ebincsbbsc123 38 points39 points  (1 child)

        LITERALLY NOT A BLOG POST

        [–]Angelicel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        So... LITERALLY NOTHING is LITERALLY NOTHING?

        [–]Freemon34 7 points8 points  (2 children)

        But tomorrow is Thursday, which is one of the days valve usually makes blog posts. So if they don't, expect this subreddit to be in utter chaos come Friday.

        [–]TolfdirsAlembic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I can't wait to see this edition of reddit shitposts. Gonna be some good stuff I hope.

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          [–]AUI 2K FANSTRAIGHT sheeverbugatti420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          rip my 5$ worth of aui image tags. im a sad man right now

          [–]http://steamcommunity.com/id/21stcenturyNyxoidman21stcenturyNyxoidman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Meanwhile the chinese who sold them overpriced is having a great time

          [–]ThatCoolNerd 17 points18 points  (9 children)

          6.87 OR RIOT

          [–]clustahz 6 points7 points  (6 children)

          l4d3 when

          [–]Zett, the Arc WardenTheZett 3 points4 points  (5 children)

          Riccochet 2 when

          [–]Guys please micro your serpent wardsAwesomeArab 2 points3 points  (4 children)

          Sm4sh 1.1.6 when

          [–]It's a Pugna thing, you wouldn't get it SheeverTheCruncher 1 point2 points  (3 children)

          S&M pictures when

          [–]Ace_Gunso 3 points4 points  (1 child)

          Warcraft 4 when

          [–]Fix my englando grammer nazis.MLG_Sinon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          AdobeAirClient2.exe when ?

          [–]Zett, the Arc WardenTheZett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Like D&P?

          [–]Delteezy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          6.87 OR BLIZZARD

          [–]Zett, the Arc WardenTheZett 10 points11 points  (1 child)

          UI Updates

          Being able to add images to item descriptions seems to have been fixed.

          No fun allowed.

          RIP in pieces my "►mrw I play micro-intensive heroes" gif :(

          [–]mervynngwaihong[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Thanks for the gif.. it was fun while it lasted. My beastmaster piggies are worth nothing now. ; _ ;

          [–]Xener0x 8 points9 points  (6 children)

          I hope they fixed the mouse cursor size changed after the last update. (even if a workaround exists)

          [–]Jukeboxhero91 1 point2 points  (4 children)

          I still have it.

          [–]sreya92 0 points1 point  (3 children)

          there's a fix for it

          [–]My HAND!Liocelot 0 points1 point  (2 children)

          Sorry, can you tell where?

          [–]sreya92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Go to steam -> Right click dota -> properties -> set launch options -> '-cursor_scale_percent 100'

          [–]1lordfred 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          We needed that Lesh staff change boys....

          [–]Runnin'sNotAsFunAsHittinNotOneBitFun 5 points6 points  (2 children)

          WHY IS MY CURSOR IN GAME LIKE DOUBLE THE SIZE IT NORMALLY IS SOMEONE SAVE ME I CANT HANDLE IT

          [–]Greekfire975 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          Go to your steam library, right click on Dota 2, go to properties, select the general tab, and then go to set launch options. Type in -cursor_scale_percent 100

          [–]Runnin'sNotAsFunAsHittinNotOneBitFun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          BLESS YOU SIR, BLESS YOU

          [–]Finally I can change my flair ♥iShapeshift 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          Nice update, Volvo.

          Fuck youj.

          [–]Kaipi.JuggMidNewMeta 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          Being able to add images to item descriptions seems to have been fixed.

          NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

          [–]VIRTUS MEDVEDMrSnowball_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Mah dank pictures on arcanas are gone :C

          [–]http://steamcommunity.com/id/PuroYOSuperPuro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          ElementTD getting custom pass, interesting.

          [–]Caboose522 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          DAMNIT

          [–]cjwei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Being able to add images to item descriptions seems to have been fixed. I thought this was a feature?

          [–]Rvsz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          How the hell does this nothing pass as a patch nowadays.

          [–]spec is baeJONSKII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Description tag rip, 2016-2016. Mine lasted for 5 hours. It was good while it lasted. Thanks EterNity. :')

          [–]rambosalad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Access to Player Profiles, Friend Leaderboards, Lifetime stats, Match History and Ranking Achievements

          PogChamp

          ElementTD

          FeelsBadMan

          [–]Jetamo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Looks like custom game tickets for Element TD and Realm of Chaos.

          [–]you got this sheever.BanShee08 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Being able to add images to item descriptions seems to have been fixed.

          Fuck :(((((

          [–]Nature choseMrVad3r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          do people even buy this kinda shit??

          [–]Profsw 1 point2 points  (2 children)

          New Custom Game Passes

          ElementTD

          Does anyone know what perks you get from this?

          [–]SirBelvedere[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Detailed it out in the OP.

          [–]Frag0r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Nice ! Instead of actually fixing Dota , they realized that much more players enjoy custom maps. Why even bother about MatchMaking right, right ? ;_;

          [–]CAW CAWMiles360x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          SDL reports current DPI as 144.000000 (horz 144.000000, vert 144.000000)

          Weird

          [–]envySwag singsingTub kappaboneRage auiPrincess WholeWheatSpectreAmazing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          [–]Ah-Bin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          PLS VOLVO!!

          [–]dsnparis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          what is with that 114mb update

          [–]pstale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          114mb now

          [–]ChutneyPie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          anyone having problems with fps?

          abandoned two matches because of it.

          downloaded two updates

          [–]ΣΠΑΡΤΙΑΤΕΣGaston44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          thank mr frog

          [–]Sheever me timbersJimmaDaRustla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          With the cursor bug and now a DPI command, I'm hoping the UI redesign is coming 6.87

          [–]Muscular Black Hoe!! Sheeverraylucker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          in game pointer becomes bigger to annoying level

          [–]trolloc1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Expires 30 days after purchase.

          wat...

          [–]pyorokun7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          All custom passes only last 30 days

          [–]SheeverIm_Nublet27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          there is another 114 MB update...

          [–]Sheeverjoelthezombie15 0 points1 point  (2 children)

          On a side note. How is vulkan going along? Are we still getting it and when?

          [–]VIRTUS MEDVEDMrSnowball_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Vulkan is ready, Valve waiting for companies to build custom libraries to work with Vulkan, and also drivers to support it.

          [–]FishPls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Dota 2 is already ready to use Vulkan, but Scaleform doesn't have support it yet. That means there's no UI visible currently :D

          [–]Haunted Unusual Great Helm of the Long-Name Peopleh4uja2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          check_dpi`

          SDL reports current DPI as 96.000000 (horz 96.000000, vert 96.000000)

          What does this mean?

          [–]ಠ◡ಠsolman86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Custom Game Pass - SpinTD

          *Battlefury unlocked on first spin

          *All else receive QB until 30th minute

          [–]halcyonmechanic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          PAY TO WIN CONFIRMED

          [–]calummillar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Who can say where the road goes?

          Where the day flows?

          Only time

          [–]VIRTUS MEDVEDMrSnowball_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Oh please let the next big update be an updated ingame interface. We're playing on an Alpha one! Wtf!

          [–]Oysters,clams and cockles!Ryuzaki_322 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          VIP tickets for custom games?Good i stopped playing.

          [–]Pure Skillleithz6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          >POSTING SOMETHING THAT IS NOT 6.87 IN 2016

          WHAT

          [–]yJakiroKurosawa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          The buff that lesh needed!

          [–]D4rkyFirefly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Guys when is 6.87 patch comes out or at least the patch notes?

          [–]For the DaggerAnotherRussianGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Uhm, April 14 Analysis

          [–]EG is my first, team secret is my 2nd backup teamMaragil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          B R A V O F R O G
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          [–]FilthyHarmony 0 points1 point  (4 children)

          If my memory serves me correctly, Valve push a lot of these more minor, insignificant updates before a major balance patch, correct?

          Maybe these little updates are a sign that they are getting ready to release the balance patch soon. Just a thought.

          [–]JukePlz 6 points7 points  (2 children)

          Valve pushes a lot of minor patches all the time, not just around major balance patches. They probably have a different branch of code for current balance patch and future content anyways.

          [–]FilthyHarmony 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          By "pushing a lot" I meant almost daily. Of course Valve pushes minor patches frequently, but rarely does it happen daily, unless I'm misremembering!

          [–]year of the horseILive66Failed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          keep dreaming man

          [–]Danzo3366 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          My guess is that we won't see a patch note at least in a few weeks from now.

          [–]Here's dirt in your eye!Limnir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          pls mr lizard

          [–]cauecamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Literally nothing

          [–]ThePartyShaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          This gotta be a joke.

          [–]AbanoMex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          OMG

          [–]awesomeasianguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          pls

          [–]imjammed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Hype ? :-(

          [–]Sheever > cancerITellSadTruth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          This is not 6.87...

          [–]spacecreated1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          OH SHIT 6.87

          [–]Good luck Sheever <3Oblivionixer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          They removed pictures in descriptions. Considering that haven't even fixed the mouseover profiles... Thanks Volvo, tease us for 6.87 a little more.

          [–]neetdelacroix157 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Literally nothing Literally nothing Literally nothing

          [–]Bendehdota 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          still no 6.87

          PLS MR LIZARD

          [–]Carry Brood FTWTayaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          OOh a PATCH A PATCH 6.87 IS... Wait. Wat. ARRRRGH NOW WE RIOT!

          [–]roronoalance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          maybe they should fix the translation on realm of chaos first before giving out that pass, the autopath is bugged too.

          [–]Farm till it's 3AMullu13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          for a second i thought it was new battle pass lol. then i hoped they would have fixed the mouse issue. unfortunately all i see is

          LITERALLY, NOTHING

          [–]Piwro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Pay to win in custom map. LUL