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[–][deleted] 60 points61 points  (12 children)

"Reddit is going to explode on the 7th."

Pitlord is here.

[–]testbug0 14 points15 points  (3 children)

"Reddit is going to explode on the 7th."

Ibrahimovic said he's announcing his new club on the 7th

[–]Boulder Smashin'AnonymousKimchi 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Hasn't it been confirmed he's joining Man U with a 1 year contract?

[–]testbug0 0 points1 point  (1 child)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zlatans announcement was about his new fashion thingy. Check his instagram. He hyped it all up and it's very very clear its about his fashion thingy.

[–]Lava777 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Shit and I hoped for free hookers or dynamite.

[–]www.dotabuff.com/players/51276760Slocknog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

wake up retards, they are releasing techies!

[–]Sluethi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is that quote from?

[–]Pew Pew ZapLward53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might be american time. Settle down.

[–]DJFluffers115 -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

The 7th isn't here yet for NA. It's still the 6th.

[–]Pls 6.83 again thx Icefrogmezz1945 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Living in the past!

[–]Zett, the Arc WardenTheZett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

World time is UTC. It is the 7th in UTC time.

[–]TSCanadian15 17 points18 points  (4 children)

my 10 minute queue reset thx volvo

[–]5Jungz!CptKnabbergebaeck 2 points3 points  (3 children)

below 2k and searching for captains mode solo or 5.5k+ ?

[–]Are you ready for a miracle?UniTe_CSGO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 3k mmr in Australia and it takes about 10 minutes to find a game, i'm not sure why it's taking so long when before it was really short but I just hit 3k and that might be it.

[–]TSCanadian15 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I hover from 3k to 3.4k and queues are always 10~15 mins long on us west

[–]5Jungz!CptKnabbergebaeck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no matter if i play solo2k or group with ~3.5k, my queue is always like 3 mins on EUW and EUE ( as long as we dont want to play captainsmode or ability draft)

[–]I got this rare flair for stealing a keyboardGaudaloht 28 points29 points  (12 children)

Justice rains from above

[–]Rizzraksapntaps 13 points14 points  (10 children)

HEROES NEVER DIE

[–]NYX OUT FOR HARAMBEmirageqt 9 points10 points  (7 children)

IT'S HIGH NOON

[–]AliGisback 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Ryuuga Wagatekiwo Kurau. i swear to god i hate the game everytime a bit more when i hear that line.

[–]lolmaruboron 3 points4 points  (0 children)

NERF THIS

[–]GypsyMagic68 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruh that line is so badass I don't even mind dying to it.

[–]Inventor of the 'Suiclide'Zekraviax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/r/Overwatch is leaking

[–]sheeverZet_the_Arc_Warden 2 points3 points  (2 children)

WOAH THERE

[–]NYX OUT FOR HARAMBEmirageqt 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I mean if you think about it it's always 12:00 pm somewhere..right?

[–]Nuclenzyme666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. If you count official timezones.

[–]BRING BACK FATA- GODLiquidFangay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, we actually have DIE DIE DIE!

[–]I got this rare flair for stealing a keyboardGaudaloht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a price...

[–]sheever take my energy!CURRYBOYS 17 points18 points  (6 children)

ESL INDIA LETS GOOOO

[–]Kakashi SenseiHellkane -2 points-1 points  (4 children)

D E S I G N A T E D

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[–]sheever take my energydanishali1511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do we have any kind of arena to host such??

[–]rusyaas9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

pITlord

[–]ScepticTanker 1 point2 points  (1 child)

ESL India Premiership - Season One

 

Holy shit when did this happen? HYPE IS ON BOIS

[–]Sheeverbingojingo3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, Beyond Infinity have got this.

[–]V3X8TE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gg, no re

[–]Sheever you got this!Sketches_Stuff_Maybe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

72.2 MB no tools

[–]notaveryhappycamper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thx valve xd

[–]From tip to tipSDAce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ya valve, dafuq?

[–]SheeverStandNTroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

67.0 MB (Mac OS X)

[–]Best voice actingkeaganwill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

patch guy please! I need to know the things!

[–]TheFrozenMawile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

71.0 MB Linux

[–]eternitydia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was just talking about it on the chat lol there it is!!

[–]Snowd3vil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is today the day we explode

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

71 MB Linux

[–]socomplex 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Anyone else getting "Failed to start game, a party member is currently in another game" when trying to que?

[–]THE BOYSHB3arhugger 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Open console.

Type in developer 1. Then type in force_leave_game_button 1. The leave game button will pop up when you click the play Dota button, click it and "leave" the phantom lobby. Then type force_leave_game_button 0 and the button will disappear. You can play now.

[–]RTZ Fanboy| SheeverWicked_is_Good 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or you could create a lobby and leave

[–]Googlechar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the opening ceromony got delayed! GG woke up for nothing

[–]Thomah1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DAT TWITCH STREAM DASHBOARD IS FUCKEDUP NICE YO WITH BRACKETS AND SHIT

[–]Jahordon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This music is awesome.

[–]Sheever s2igorcl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So is twitch official partner for this event or valve just stopped used his stream service?

[–]No arcana for another year :(Agent_0x5F 0 points1 point  (0 children)

->Dota 2 Challenge Mexico

->Added support for the Twitch stream on the dashboard. | It's Live
GabenN and OSfrog has welcolme the memes in-game GoodSHit

[–]Filthy 1k mmr techies pickerSnipingKnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GUYS THIS UPDATE BLEW MY MIND YOU KNOW

[–]Kalutti -3 points-2 points  (7 children)

I HAVE A MASSIVE PENIS

[–]sheeverFUCK-CHEESE 17 points18 points  (5 children)

you dont need to lie

[–][deleted]  (4 children)

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    [–]go puck yourselfmrfokker 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    "Never trust internet quotes"

    —Abraham "Icefrog" Lincoln

    [–]Lame4Fame -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

    Wasn't his name Abdul or something? I think you mistyped.

    [–]:)444golden 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    House M.D.

    [–]ApaLaPapa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    on your back ?

    [–]DING DING DING DING WIN THE LOTTOmattbrvc 0 points1 point  (4 children)

    Added support for the Twitch stream on the dashboard. | It's Live

    Thanks valve 4Head

    [–]kaninkanon 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    wait, how do you actually watch it?

    [–]all sheever wantedj8sadm632b 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Open dota

    [–]kaninkanon 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Eh, the top bar with the "live" indictator didn't show up the first time around.

    [–]all sheever wantedj8sadm632b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Fair enough!

    For other people wondering it will, by default, show the Manila Major logo you're familiar with, and when it loads it'll show the twitch stream and say LIVE THE MANILA MAJOR 2016 in the top left, and a button will show up in the top right that will say either HIDE (if it's currently playing stream) or SHOW (if it's not) that you can toggle.

    [–]mervynngwaihong[🍰] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Treasure 2... where art thou?

    [–]Blarrgz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Spread the release of items related to battle pass sales to make prizepool higher

    [–]Zett, the Arc WardenTheZett -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

    Every time until it is fixed:

    Tombstone & decryp' is still broken.

    It is still impossible to see a dead Tempest Double's Item Cooldowns!

    I want Valve to fix it themselves, we shouldnt be forced to fix it ourselves.

    I will complain about this on every update thread until they fix it or explicitly say it is intentional.

    [–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (2 children)

    SOMETIMES I LET MY UNCLE TOUCH ME IN EXCHANGE FOR DOTA 2 HATS

    BUT THEN HE FORGETS TO GIVE THEM TO ME

    [–]Kakashi SenseiHellkane -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    ThanksPurge SeemsGood ThanksPurge

    [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    L I T E R A L L Y N O T H I N G

    [–]The burds support Sheever!--Potatoes-- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    dafuq valve

    SirBelvedere pretending to not work with valve and not actually icefrog, but HES BEEN EXPOSED!!!!

    (take screenshots of this before its deleted by nazi mods kappa)

    [–]anirudh6k -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    ESL India. wow

    [–]r3pek -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Added support for the Twitch stream on the dashboard.

    RIP Dota2 Watch

    [–]Lava777 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    Shanghai Dota2 Open -> PTSD returns

    [–]...Xenophoresis -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

    The updates, they are soo annoying. cant we have just one large update per day instead of many little ones. sigh...