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[–]AgentPaint400k Hype 274 points275 points  (21 children)

RIP no spooky update yet

[–]discodiscTeam Liquid Fan 139 points140 points  (13 children)

Can you imagine a major with masks?

[–]Teletubby_dAT Team Fan 134 points135 points  (8 children)

ScreaM confirmed MVP

[–]Pleau 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Is that a majora's mask refference?

[–]MrSweetkandy 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Yeah, I'm waiting for it :c

[–]AgentPaint400k Hype 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Skeleton Chickens or riot

[–]samedifference9Team Liquid Fan 772 points773 points  (47 children)

Fixed a 3 man boost in back of bombsite A, towards bombsite B

RIP Fnatic's overpass strat for the major /s

[–]HitoutMIBR Fan 72 points73 points  (1 child)

[–]floodo1Fnatic Fanatic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"boostmeister 2014 dh"

[–]MajorLeagueRektAstralis Fan 107 points108 points  (3 children)

Rest in pepperonis Boostmeister. #NeverForget

[–]samedifference9Team Liquid Fan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Gone but not forgotten :(

[–]ssrijSK Gaming Fan 16 points17 points  (17 children)

Does someone have a video regarding this particular boost?

[–]samedifference9Team Liquid Fan 87 points88 points  (14 children)

[–]TimedisortCloud9 Fan 21 points22 points  (9 children)

Holy shit. Who figured that out?

[–]samedifference9Team Liquid Fan 24 points25 points  (0 children)

No idea. I feel like while that boost is clearly way too powerful, I'd like to see more "creative" boosts that are balanced in the game, but still require a lot of effort/teamwork. If this boost was on ANY map besides overpass, I'd be fine with it. But because Overpass is so vertical, this boost just shows you too much.

[–]santiagopazmNinjas in Pyjamas Fan 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That shit never gets old. Made me laugh every time.

[–]Skazzy3Dust 2 Veteran 6 points7 points  (2 children)

But thats a 4 man boost. Hmmmmm

[–]hansjcMisfits Fan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

https://youtu.be/7gWE0VhU_ms?t=35s

I haven't tested but I believe this is the boost which was 'fixed'

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (13 children)

Its against the rules anyways c: because you can see through a wall.

Edit: Oh my bad, its through not threw x:

[–]mokuhazushiFnatic Fanatic 110 points111 points  (2 children)

Please don't throw walls. They might hurt people.

[–]ankensamInferno Veteran 27 points28 points  (1 child)

ANYTHING TO WIN!

[–]samedifference9Team Liquid Fan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah, all joking aside, no way in hell they would even risk anything like that happening again

[–]giant123Team Liquid Fan 4 points5 points  (4 children)

You had it right the first time.

Edit: Nvm thought we were talking about iBuyPower.

[–]C4HeliBomberFnatic Fanatic 0 points1 point  (3 children)

fake edit confirmed

[–]Zwizzor 2 points3 points  (2 children)

if you edit fast enough the wildcard does not appear.
edit: source, this comment.

[–]CronayCache Veteran 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Well now you can't anymore, they gave the backside of the fence a texture.

[–]ImUrFrandDust 2 Veteran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*mesh

[–]Cooki3z 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Inb4 quadstack /s

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

FAK YOU TRILLUXE!

[–]Myriadtail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what did they change?

[–]ESCAPE_PLANET_XDeath Sentence 53 points54 points  (5 children)

?! Server.txt 1 addition, 52,430 deletions not shown

Daaamn someone cleaned fucking house.

[–]vikinickTeam Liquid Fan 5 points6 points  (4 children)

IIRC they didn't delete it they just made them private.

[–]ShizrahAstralis Fan 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Recall from where?

[–]TheCreativeJames 137 points138 points  (48 children)

TSM STICKER IS NOW WHITE!!

[–]Prokade 56 points57 points  (2 children)

Racist.

[–]Teletubby_dAT Team Fan 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Stickerist

[–]doombunny0Renegades Fan 4 points5 points  (39 children)

Pics?

[–]leFlaffed 37 points38 points  (38 children)

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (20 children)

Wait what color was it before?

[–]MADSUPERVILLAINVox Eminor Fan 35 points36 points  (7 children)

[–]Tenvelden 10 points11 points  (6 children)

i liked this color better

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

same as you would have fnatics logo green, or C9 orange, or NiPs logo white...

nosense

[–]Jaspersong 4 points5 points  (3 children)

nobody replied so I should answer; it was gold before.

[–]Team_Flare_AdminiBUYPOWER Fan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gold i think?

[–]pieroveraVirtus.Pro Fan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gold, I believe. (more like yellow)

[–]772-LRiBUYPOWER Fan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gold, like the cologne ones.

[–]stephangbMiBR Fan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Golden.

[–]RodasVR 1 point2 points  (3 children)

What the fuck? Noob question, how are you rank 6 and Global Elite? Does rank reset or something?

[–]AutopsyGremlin5 Year Subreddit Veteran 5 points6 points  (2 children)

If you choose to get the 2015 medal after hitting level 40 your rank resets, also one could be global when the ranks got introduced.

[–]popillilWildfire 145 points146 points  (8 children)

There will be an update on the last day of the major with the new nuke and the finalist teams will have a showmatch on it

[–]thewalrusyoneCache Veteran 120 points121 points  (1 child)

That would actually be so sick.

[–]cadavercoTeam Liquid Fan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

valve ples

[–]DatZebraTeam Liquid Fan 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I can only be so erect

[–]dad_in_jortsiBUYPOWER Fan 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I'm gently stroking my man banana edging until this happens. Hopefully I don't develop heart palpitations by then.

[–]Peraz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will save your comment and call you a prophet when it happens

[–]TriZeXFnatic Fanatic 18 points19 points  (1 child)

NBK Baguette?

[–]wickedplayer494Ninjas in Pyjamas Fan[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nope

[–]AzulloCounter Logic Gaming Fan 17 points18 points  (10 children)

I swear squeeky door on A site Cache closes itself now. Don't know if it's been like that, or unintended, or was part of this patch.

[–]nicolasyodudeValeria 7 points8 points  (3 children)

I experienced this too. Devs added wind to close the door/s No we had a site down and planted the bomb and had someone IN squeaky and the door just closed...

[–]Jester278 9 points10 points  (2 children)

2spooky4me

[–]OneHunnaDolla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sigh doot doot

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2squeaky4mw

[–]Okkupantteri 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I thought it has always closed itself after some time?

[–]x3nius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha indeed, also noticed that :)

[–]xInnocent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the spooky update

[–]jgz_ 268 points269 points  (20 children)

[–]TjeliepValeria 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Winston!!!

[–]Spriteyy5 Year Subreddit Veteran 40 points41 points  (17 children)

hahahah this is me EVERY UPDATE

[–]JustAnotherSimian 98 points99 points  (13 children)

dude you must eat a lot of cake

[–]ToxicSneak 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Judging by that I'd say he never eats any cake

[–]AbstrActivities 14 points15 points  (11 children)

Play L4D2, and you'll never eat cake again.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Not if you play Portal, u get lots of cake

[–]PAxlFitz 11 points12 points  (1 child)

No you don't :'(

[–]ScrumpyZebra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shhh some people might not know that

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a lie!

[–]-MangoDown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But muh muh rotating mutations. Rip

[–]GoldenRaysAstralis Fan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Play Portal...

[–]ThachWeaveCache Veteran 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Even that bigass animation & hitboxes & M4A1 & Dualies & stuff update?

[–]ColdSkalpel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah man, especially that recent one that fixed hitboxes.

[–]PreciseAlien 237 points238 points  (19 children)

  • Clicks to open cs
  • Sees it's being updated
  • Checks reddit, nothing
  • Clicks new posts
  • Sees this post
  • Nods head and exhales an "ah" in understanding

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (6 children)

This is so relatable, are you me?

[–]PreciseAlien 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Haha right dude? I saw it updating I'm like wait what, lol? Check reddit, ohhh yeah okay lol.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Haha! This post is great! Do you mind if I save it?

[–]iraknee 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hello fellow kids

[–]PreciseAlien 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not at all dude! This is my reaction every time I patch, figured I'm not alone haha.

[–]extreme23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no your me and im him

[–]Saintgrizz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

wut

[–]sIeezyBIG Fan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

exactly my reaction

[–]o_oliBest ever Moderator 13 points14 points  (4 children)

For real this time...?

[–]wickedplayer494Ninjas in Pyjamas Fan[S] 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Yup! No blanks being fired this time around.

[–]o_oliBest ever Moderator 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Rejoice! :)

[–]MaxReiger 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Cache update was this

  • Fixed a bug where weapons could pass between solid walls at the A bombsite.

  • Fixed an issue where grenades could stop the door at the A bombsite.

  • Fixed an issue where movement could be bumpy at T-middle.

[–]El_ExodusGuardian 3 7 points8 points  (4 children)

How was the Overpass boost being fixed? Was the lamp simply made non-solid or did they make another change?

[–]Fs0i 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I assume a simply player_clip to disallow players being there. (an "invisible wall / ceiling" where nades pass through but players and bombs dont)

[–]MlgHeisienbergValeria 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Zombie Chickens?!?!?

[–]TheKrazyRFnatic Fanatic 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Shit i've been jumping on that red toolcart for ages thinking it was patched. Damn I am risky.

[–]z4ckm0rris 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not quite sure what changed but I have been getting a 100+ fps drop every few steps while moving.

[–]wPeeko 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Also squeaky on Cache self closes now. RIP self boost shroud spot

[–]MastaWackRenegades Fan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A BUNCH OF CAPS LOCKS COMMENTS TO DO WITH OUTLANDISH CLAIMS OF 128 TICK ETC

[–]thelakegod 2 points3 points  (2 children)

awman they fixed the boost because someone posted it in a comment on reddit the other day

[–]1n9i9c7om 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Added support for running two GOTV masters with different rates on the same game server.

1 for casters during dreamhack with highter rates, the other one for "regular" viewers?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

casters at dreamhack just use the spectate function in game, not gotv

[–]vikinickTeam Liquid Fan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or they let people at home use either maybe? That'd be pretty cool.

[–]dadhoodcompLexity Gaming Fan 3 points4 points  (5 children)

What did the red cart do?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (3 children)

There was a little spot that you could get stuck on and after a few moments you would die.

[–]JohnnyferroriCloud9 Fan 2 points3 points  (2 children)

anyone got that on video? that would be funny as hell

[–]nppb_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

barrel on overpass still kills i think... that's happening quite often to me, come on why didn't you fix that too? ;/

[–]Chikenuget 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like the one on nuke A site silo.

Also warowl once specced a player and saw a teammate kill himself. He jumped on a barrel outside of t spawn overpass and had the same glitch.

Edit Here's a link to the warowl one

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

kill you

[–]tethicsVirtus.Pro Fan 3 points4 points  (3 children)

NEW STICKERS! HELL YEAH

[–]tacmiudVox Eminor Fan 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Stickers that were modified -

  • TSM player signatures

  • C9 n0thing signature

  • TSM team stickers

EDIT: TSM stickers have been updated to have a white logo, although the body of the sticker is still yellow. I am unsure as to why n0thing's was updated.

[–]nftywFnatic Fanatic 0 points1 point  (1 child)

http://puu.sh/kVsvA/ff9a8314c4.jpg

n0thing's sticker got updated.

[–]Mr_Fire_GuyOverpass Veteran 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bought the TSM sticker cause I thought the gold was cool. Rip

[–]7rix 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Getting Major FPS drops and intermittent stutter with this update. anyone else?

[–]technonerdPhoenix 2 points3 points  (1 child)

is the cl_updaterate 0 bug fixed?

[–]JustCallMeJoker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In all seriousness, is anyone experiencing major performance issues? Looks choppy.

[–]KittensAnStuff5 Year Subreddit Veteran 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've noticed a significant drop in FPS, although I get a higher max FPS now.

[–]haxborn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did they also fix this boost on overpass? worked for me a week ago or two. Otherwise, boostmeister gunna be happi

[–]EmynArnen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

RIP TrilluXe

[–]Rock48 4 points5 points  (1 child)

GG Wicked Ur 2 speedy, just got it in game

[–]Jpt411 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey guys my fps took a huge dip after this update any ideas what might be causing this issue, plus it now takes almost 4 minutes for me to get into a match.

[–]raizen_ 2 points3 points  (7 children)

Don't you sleep?

[–]wickedplayer494Ninjas in Pyjamas Fan[S] 10 points11 points  (6 children)

I didn't until 4 AM last night because after I called off the EWFU from last night, I was too busy watching Patricia go under lots of RI in the eastern Pacific. Hopefully everyone stays safe out there in Mexico...

[–]vikinickTeam Liquid Fan 2 points3 points  (3 children)

That's one intense hurricane. Went from tropical storm to Category 4 in a day and is now a Category 5 with sustained winds of 200+ MPH.

[–]Chikenuget 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Strongest hurricane ever recorded.

[–]SileAnimusInferno Veteran 5 points6 points  (0 children)

8.3 on a scale of 8...

[–]wickedplayer494Ninjas in Pyjamas Fan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In terms of wind, yes (in modern history with real measurements, there's some thoughts that some older ones have had stronger winds still but those were apparently estimates). However, the official books use minimum pressure to gauge how "strong" a system is, and Tip's record low of 870 mb still stands.

It would be the authentic strongest provided you said "in the eastern Pacific" too.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zombie Chikens pls

[–]muccillonGuardian Elite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

->Fixed a 3 man boost in back of bombsite A, towards bombsite B

Someone was watching fnatic preparation for cluj

[–]krayzeekTeam Dignitas Fan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TSM Stickers have been changed, names on autographs are white and so is the logo. Not the background sadly.

[–]cnshockeyTeam Liquid Fan 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Can anyone with an NBK sticker confirm/deny his sticker being changed? I know he had an exchange on Twitter with a Valve dev about using a signature of his that had a baguette drawn under his name. Last time they changed signatures, they didn't upgrade in the preview for a while.

[–]wickedplayer494Ninjas in Pyjamas Fan[S] 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Doesn't take anyone that owns a NBK sticker to know that it wasn't changed. You could have just done a control+F on the VPK contents diff page and searched for "NBK" and have gotten zero results.

[–]dm0_ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What about fps?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NBK Baguette hype, oh wait... :(

[–]AnotherDayInMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Red toolcart in connector will no longer kill you

woot?

[–]Ririguy7Cloud9 Fan 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Anyone else do this:

-See CS:GO has a new update

-Go right onto Reddit to check wikedplayer494's post

-?????

-Progress

[–]JoeSziver 3 points4 points  (3 children)

A player just got banned for 10 minutes in my comp game. Did not take a picture but you may want to look for something like that as well.

[–]wickedplayer494Ninjas in Pyjamas Fan[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Already aware - the GC is instructed to dish out reduced cooldowns during expected periods of instability, such as updates. As such, it is normal behavior.

[–]rasazGuardian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same happened in my game

[–]116TheHumbleBeastAstralis Fan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

samsies

[–]kid_uglyCobblestone Veteran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this gets posted before my download starts. cray. zee.

[–]violence_ivVictory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thanks man, keep it up :)

[–]tomash145 Year Subreddit Veteran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maybe they edited that rather, titanic titan sticker.

[–]DrKarkat 0 points1 point  (4 children)

So...uh...i downloaded the update, but it somehow corrupted and now I can't play CS.

[–]Skyforth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mouse not working when in community server screen?

[–]KaoticShadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone who owns the stickers, post the updates before csgostash gets them? I wanna be able to compare!

[–]ragem411OpTic Gaming Fan 0 points1 point  (2 children)

The update won't download for me. Its stuck on the loading thing. Anyone have a solution?

[–]wickedplayer494Ninjas in Pyjamas Fan[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Restarted Steam?

[–]ragem411OpTic Gaming Fan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I restarted steam, still doesn't work. I also tried restarting my computer.

:(

[–]kyledeedsBravado Gaming Fan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is the overpass change the runboosting one?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fixing 3 man boost on olofpass before fnatic plays at Cluj. Noiceee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]Gwynbleiddss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What red toolcart could kill you?!

[–]N1FTYYY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

still waiting for the ladder bug on overpass and train to be fixed :')

[–]alivepool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Added support for running two GOTV masters with different rates on the same game server. To activate the second GOTV master game server can launch with the following additional parameters: -addhltv1 +tv_enable1 1 +tv_snapshotrate1 128 — To issue commands to a specific GOTV instance use “-instance 0″ or “-instance 1″: tv_record mygotv128tick.dem -instance 1

Buttery smooth 128 master race spectating?

[–]kaboom79SK Gaming Fan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red toolcart will no longer kill me... Oh thank the lord. Now only pistols need to be fixed.... -_-